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Sep 16, 2014

trust:

don’t you just wanna lay in bed for about a week and not get up

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Sep 16, 2014

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via trust)

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Sep 16, 2014
Ñ sextective:

I swear I wasn’t even looking for it this time

sextective:

I swear I wasn’t even looking for it this time

(via purpleasasin)

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Sep 16, 2014

"Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean when he was looking for you.”

(Source: howardsnark, via goldenhelikaon)

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Sep 16, 2014

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

(via goldenhelikaon)

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Sep 12, 2014

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via brianaa-nicolee)

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Sep 12, 2014

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

(via brianaa-nicolee)

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Sep 12, 2014

To The Girl That Replaced Me.

justtheladyinblack:

"Dear Replacement,

There are a few things I think you should know, as you are now the object of his affection.

Don’t let it surprise you, how quickly you fall for him, and don’t be apprehensive in letting yourself fall. He’ll be there to catch you. Don’t let my Facebook page intimidate you….

This is so wonderful and heartbreaking to read.

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Sep 12, 2014

More preview pictures of “Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga: Cheek To Cheek Live!” set to air on PBS’s ‘Great Performances’ on October 24th, 9pm EST.

'Cheek To Cheek' now available for pre-order!

(Source: gagaroyale, via ladygaga)

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Sep 12, 2014

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via purpleasasin)

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